Speciālā ābolkūka vīriešiem
Sastāvdaļas:
10 olas
1 kg miltu
4 āboli
cukurs
Pagatavošana:
1. Izņemiet no ledusskapja 10 olas, nolieciet atlikušās 7 uz galda un satīriet grīdu. Nākamreiz esiet uzmanīgāks.
2. Paņemiet bļodiņu un pret tās malu sasitiet olu, dzeltenumu ielejiet bļodā. Notīriet galdu no dzeltenumiem, esiet uzmanīgs. Un tā - mums bļodiņā ir 5 olu dzeltenumi.
3. Tagad paņemiet mikseri, ielieciet kājiņas un sāciet kult olu dzeltenumus. Pamēģiniet vēlreiz ielikt kājiņas, šoreiz līdz klikšķim. Sakuliet. Nomazgājiet seju, kaklu, rokas, muguru, izlejiet no ausīm olu dzeltenumus.
4. Tātad mums bļodiņā ir 2 saputoti olu dzeltenumi, tieši tik arī mums vajadzēs kūkas pagatavošanai.
5. Aplīmējiet virtuves sienas un griestus ar avīzēm, ar vecām lupatām apsedziet mēbeles.
6. Ieberiet glāzē 200 gr. miltu, pēc tam izberiet tos bļodā ar olu dzeltenumiem. Pārējos, uz galda izbirušos 800 gr. miltu uzmanīgi saslaukiet atpakaļ turzā.
7. Pārliecinājušies par to, ka griesti un sienas ir aplīmēti ar avīzēm, sāciet kult.
8. Ieejiet dušā.
9. Paņemiet 4 lielus ābolus un asu nazi, jau laicīgi aizskrieniet uz aptieku un nopērciet jodu, plāksterus, marles saiti. Sāciet mizot ābolus. Apstrādājiet īkšķi ar jodu, apsaitējiet to. Sagrieziet ābolus kubiņos un atcerieties, mums vajadzēs 2 ābolus, tā kā gatavošanas procesā var apēst tikai pusīti. Apstrādājiet ar jodu rādītājpirkstu un vidējo pirkstu.
10. Vienīgo palikušo un jau sagriezto ābolu ielieciet bļodā, savāciet arī no grīdas nokritušos gabaliņus, nomazgājiet tos.
11. Sakuliet visu ar mikseri. Nomazgājiet ledusskapi, vēlāk apkaltīs - nevarēs atmazgāt.
12. Tagad ielejiet mīklu formā un ielieciet cepeškrāsnī. Stundu pagaidiet. Ja pēc stundas jums liekas, ka nekas nenotiek - ieslēdziet cepeškrāsni.
13. Kad esiet pamodies, nezvaniet uzreiz 01, vispirms izslēdziet un atveriet cepeškrāsni, atveriet logus.
14. Pēc visa pārdzīvota ar izpildīta pienākuma apziņu aizejiet uz veikalu, nopērciet torti un kaut ko alkoholisku.
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Dahrann [www] 15. maijs (2012)
Thank God 4 this opportunity to be free in my own country. The elder kokori has again lent his voice to the gospel truth- fight the leeches instead of the defenceless fishes. Only that our elected president is more than a courageless sissy, hes deaf too. Whom the gods will destroy. My only concern now is that the government should not now pretend to be sensitive by offering a spurious marginal increase instead of a false total removal knowing many are so dumbwit to take that as a reasonable offer while they can use that as a logic 4 non performance & corruption,profilgacy mismanagement is by default accepted as way of life. GOD BLESS NIGERIA.QED
Greta [www] 14. maijs (2012)
Mr. President is fully aware of that, but he is been henpecked and control by Demon to shed blood and to inflict sorrow and hardship on those that voted for him. He is insentive to the situation of nigeria thereby kept deaf hear. He should learn from other African countries, see Egypt and others. Jonathan should listen and make life better for his People. Has he reduced his salary and benefit? Has the Senator reduced their monthly jombo pay? Has investigated and prosecute the fraudulent people in oil sector? Jonathan is buying fuel neither does children take taxi to school, and this why he hardly can remember how painful this would be for the downtrodden.
Gracyn [www] 3. maijs (2012)
I've been spying the big potted mums at the nurseries the last few days but they get picked over fast and realistically they will only last here about 3-4 weeks. I doubt if I will spend the cash on a pair of big ones this year but the thought of them on my step makes me swooooon.
Louis Vuitton UK [www] 2. maijs (2012)
The louis vuitton uk are built around the idea of luxury travel, so it follows naturally that it would be particularly suited to a season that came about out of the need for pre season travel goods for those who have the money and flexibility to escape the winter weather in less exotic locales. Louis Vuitton is one of the world's leading international fashion houses; it sells its products through standalone boutiques, lease departments in high-end department stores, and through the e-commerce section of its website.
Marylouise [www] 2. maijs (2012)
Ooh Kit I̻ve got to run out otherwise I̻d read the interview (soon as I have time I will) but also I can̻t believe it R when I saw OLU R I wrote that down as the name of the photographer in my post (the top shot) R what a small world!Only just saw this post. It̻s gorgeous. Thanks for tweeting it. Glad you̻re busy and getting PAID for it! xox
